After banging my head for a few hours trying to get my Airport Express to retain a static IP, I found that all that head banging was in unison. It seems that the latest firmware isn’t exactly the greatest!

Still can’t get this to work. I’m about to go “office space” on this printer in the back yard. I think I’ve turned a corner, and now I’M the old man who cant get shit to work! Where is my 20-something to come fix all my shit now?!?!? Karma is a LIE!